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What up Mung? Who do you like in the Super Bowl?
Dennis T., Louisville, KY
Mung: Glad you asked me that one Denny! I know that pretty boy Tom Brady has three rings and a trophy wife and 'ol poker face coach Bill gets 'er done even though he's about as interesting as a barn rat, but truth is the Giants are winning this. Their defensive line will kick the Patriots offensive line all over the yard and sack Tommy boy five times. You heard right - those big city boys are gonna win by 8.

Hey Mung. Love your honesty. Do you think the Colts will keep Peyton Manning?
Fred G., Indianapolis, IN

Mung: Got some bad news for you Freddie. You might as well call owner Jim Irsay "no way Irsay!" Ain't no way that dude's shellin' out a 28 million dollar bonus to a guy who can't even turn his head to watch a hottie walk by. Hell I had my neck in a brace for eight weeks after my ATV went off-road and nobody gave me nothin' but cackles! Peyton better start circling jobs ads in the local pennysaver.

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Mung: What do you make of this Tim Tebow craze?
Nancy P., Boise, ID

Mung:
Glad somebody finally asked me that Nancy! That dude is kickin' ass and takin' names! He's 7-1 since taking over for Kyle Orton. Man. Maybe I should be takin' a knee and a whole lot of babes in g-strings will be fallin' from the sky with their hands full of twenties and bottles of Jack! But I'll tell ya what - if you ask me I think it has more to do with the Broncos "d" than Tebow. The dude couldn't hit the side of a barn with a medicine ball. And to be honest - if the man upstairs has nothin' better to do than watch Sunday NFL, then hell, we're all screwed!

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Merry Christmas Mung! What do you think about Albert Pujols going to the Angels?
Tim & Terry H., St. Charles, MO

Mung: Dang T&T, that sure was a helluva lot of cash! I know he'll have a couple of good years out in LA LA land but he's getting a little chunky and doesn't run real well as it is - they'll have to roll him around the bases in a wheelchair when his deal ends in 10 years. Sure he also makes the other hitters better, but shoot -  I think the Cards were smart letting him go. Oh, and Merry Christmas to y'all too. I'm gonna be real busy playing with my new Play Station 2!

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Hey Mung,

Where have you been?
JD, Wilmington, DE

Mung: I've been right here, takin' some time off swingin' in my hammock. I know I haven't taken any questions for a few months - that's cause I got laid up a bit after gettin' t-boned getting off the interstate. But doc says I'll be as goood as new once I get used to these new knees. In the meantime, I've been watching lots of football and I gotta say I sure like those New Orleans Saints. Drew is havin' the time of his life and they got a wide variety of quality rb's. I know that they don't a lot of turnovers, but they sure do end up kickin' a lot of hinies! I really think they're goin' all the way!

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Dear Mr. Mung: Haven't heard from you in some time. What have you been up to?
Steve D., Ft. Wayne, IN

Mung: Thanks for asking, Steve. Been up to lots, by my standards anyway. Started my fantasy football league for one. Also got to fixin' up my boat - the bottom's pretty wore out and I got to use that rubber stuff in the spray can advertised on late night tv - works pretty good! And lastly, my sister had her fifth kid. Named her Doreen. Nine pounds and seven ounces of pure bouncin' fun.

Hey Mung: Which team do you think was the biggest bust in baseball?
Nevin I., Wilmington, NC

Mung: I don't think there's any team I can think of who I think came up smelling worse than a bar rag than the Florida Marlins. Man, I went to the game the other day when they played the Reds and there must've been no more than 200 butts in the seats. The good part of that was I had plenty of beer for myself. But no wonder, they've had more ups and downs this year than Chang at Six Flags in Kentucky. Firstly, they got hot, then they lost almost all their games in June, fired their manager and rehired 80-year-old Captain Jack and got over .500. Then good 'ol Jack's magic wore off and now they're fixin' to finish August with chances worse than a Middle East dictator!

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Mung, I got two questions: What kind of books you got there, it looks like a pretty extensive collection? And also, who's gonna win tonight's All-Star Game?
J.D. B., Nashville, TN

Mung: Well J.D. there's good reason why I got them books turned backwards as a bunch of them aren't fit for youthful consumption if you know what I mean! As far as the ballgame goes, being that I'm a Braves fan, I gotta go with the Nationals. Roy Halladay's startin' and 'ol Roy knows those AL hitters better than most. Three good innings out of him and we're all set. I'll say NL 5 AL 2.

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Yo Mung: Who throws a better first pitch John Wall or Dirk Nowitzki?
James D., Baltimore, MD

Mung: Man I'll tell you what, neither of them will threaten good 'ol Roger Clemens. Wall looked like a doe about to take one between the eyes and Dirk looked like he was on his tenth pitcher of Doppelbock. Both of them should stick to heavin' the rock.

Hi Mung: Did you have a good July 4th?
Chrissie J., Duluth, MN

Mung:
Just a lot of bar-b-cuing out back with family and friends. Had to break up a disagreement between my brother's Chuck and J.T. They were arguing over who had the better looking babes in high school. Blew off a few hundred M-80's and woke up about 3:00 am in my hammock with quite a buzz. All in all it was a blast.