Thursday, May 26, 2011

Ask Me Anything, Just Make Sure It Ain't Stupid

Dear Mung, Who do you like to win the WNBA title this season?
Cassie R., Atlanta, GA

Mung: I guess I'll have to defer to my stepdaughter Brandi on this one. She's a greeter at Hooters and she says the Atlanta Dream is the team. Watch out for Coco Miller, at 5'9, 175 she's a killer. I just might have to cool off with a couple of brews thinkin' about that one.

Hi Mung. What do you think about the collision at home plate between the Marlins and Giants that could mean the end of catcher Buster Posey's season?
Brady, from Seattle, WA

Mung. One helluva t-bone, Brady! There should be more of that in baseball instead of all that pansy stuff. Good 'ol country hardball, love it!

Mung, why is soccer so boring?
Dale S. from Nashville, TN

Mung: I can't think of no other reason beside the fact that there's too many dudes with names nobody's never head of. Everbody's either a Hernandez, or Fernandez, or Rodriguez or something like Ramoo Timbuktoo. Also, there ain't much scorin', just plenty of snorin'.

Hey Mung, the little lady seems to always get amourous everytime there's a big game on. I don't want her to leave me, but hey, when the Gators are down at the Bulldogs five with three minutes left a man's gotta have his priorities. What should I do?
Bryant D. from Titusville, FL

Mung: I hear ya loud and clear bro. To me it's all about what she looks like. If she's anything short of Shania Twain I'd push her aside, grab the remote and press the volume button as hard as I could.

Yo Mung, what kind of name is "Mung" anyway?
Jesse D., from St. Charles, MO

Mung: Well Jesse, it ain't French I can tell ya that! When my pops first saw me, he said,"Man, he's young!" So, he put two and two together and came up with "Mung." Ya know, man and young.