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Mung: What do you make of this Tim Tebow craze?
Nancy P., Boise, ID

Mung:
Glad somebody finally asked me that Nancy! That dude is kickin' ass and takin' names! He's 7-1 since taking over for Kyle Orton. Man. Maybe I should be takin' a knee and a whole lot of babes in g-strings will be fallin' from the sky with their hands full of twenties and bottles of Jack! But I'll tell ya what - if you ask me I think it has more to do with the Broncos "d" than Tebow. The dude couldn't hit the side of a barn with a medicine ball. And to be honest - if the man upstairs has nothin' better to do than watch Sunday NFL, then hell, we're all screwed!

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Merry Christmas Mung! What do you think about Albert Pujols going to the Angels?
Tim & Terry H., St. Charles, MO

Mung: Dang T&T, that sure was a helluva lot of cash! I know he'll have a couple of good years out in LA LA land but he's getting a little chunky and doesn't run real well as it is - they'll have to roll him around the bases in a wheelchair when his deal ends in 10 years. Sure he also makes the other hitters better, but shoot -  I think the Cards were smart letting him go. Oh, and Merry Christmas to y'all too. I'm gonna be real busy playing with my new Play Station 2!

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Hey Mung,

Where have you been?
JD, Wilmington, DE

Mung: I've been right here, takin' some time off swingin' in my hammock. I know I haven't taken any questions for a few months - that's cause I got laid up a bit after gettin' t-boned getting off the interstate. But doc says I'll be as goood as new once I get used to these new knees. In the meantime, I've been watching lots of football and I gotta say I sure like those New Orleans Saints. Drew is havin' the time of his life and they got a wide variety of quality rb's. I know that they don't a lot of turnovers, but they sure do end up kickin' a lot of hinies! I really think they're goin' all the way!